Oswald's Magical Goods

Oswald is and Orangutan who owns a magic shop.

There are three types of customers that get into old Oswald's shop:

Thieves. They steal stuff, Oswald has to scare 'em away.
Dunces. They touch things they shouldn't and end up hurting themselves, Oswald has to scare away those idiots too.
Wizards. They're genuine customers, pay the right amount and everything, though they've got weak hearts, and Oswald is only a few dead wizards away from shutting this place down for good, by order of the Magic Police.